Part One is here, and Part Two is here.
One of the issues with being an online student — or a student of any kind, really — is that you don’t have the luxury of being a student and nothing else. You still have all the other parts of your life to lead: you still have [...]
Last week in Part One, we judiciously examined the life of the female online student according to cheesy stock photography. This week, we turn our well-trained eye to the male half of the species.
As a male online student, you might be…
…still taking your laundry over to Mom’s house for her to do, which she [...]
Let me get this off my chest right now. When I went back to school to become certified as a high school teacher, a majority of the assignments and non-classroom work was completed online. Now: I should not have been a successful online student. But I was. Looking through the glut of virtual student characteristics, [...]
by Judy
For the past few days, every time I log into my class, a window pops up inviting me to take an end of course survey. I have been clicking on “remind me later” for the most part, but finally I just did so it would stop annoying me. It asked me to [...]
by Judy
“Twenty Years of Schoolin’/ and they put you on the day shift” – Bob Dylan
Last night I sat down to do one of my favorite things: pay bills. If you can’t tell, that was supposed to be sarcastic. Nevertheless, it’s that time of month; paying can’t be avoided, at least not [...]
by Judy
Seriously! I know I have been out of school for a couple of years, but where have all of my highlighters gone? The only one I could find in my house is inching towards the Great Memo Pad in the Sky with every stroke. It is essential for me highlight as [...]
by Judy
It’s amazing the way that little adjustments can change things. As soon as I printed off this week’s reading assignments, I breathed easier. The tactile experience of reading and hi-lighting on real paper reminded me that schoolwork does not have to be as hard as I am letting it become in my [...]
by Judy
Class has started and suddenly I’m freaking out — I don’t want to do it. Me, who loves school, now wants to run away. Because I suck at the Internet. Because I am the least technologically savvy member in all of Generation Y.
Even the idea of a “kitchen computer” (basically a giant recipe book) [...]
by Judy
I did it. I signed up for my first class. I think. Actually, I’m not so sure. I definitely signed up as a University of Phoenix student (I paid the $45 enrollment fee), but I think I messed up in signing up for my actual class. I had to list what course I wanted [...]
by Judy
Wow, that was fast. I only just filled out the form online yesterday and this morning I got a call from the University of Phoenix to help facilitate my enrollment. They walked me through a few questions, some of which I knew the answers to (am I a U.S. citizen?) some I [...]