if you didn’t know about baconsalt, the salt that tastes like bacon, this could be a bit of a jump for you–but here it is. go ahead and digest the image for a moment.

yes, it’s true. reality is finally starting to pay off: everything should taste like bacon*, and now there’s a mayonnaise that does. baconnaise is the new sibling of baconsalt, the original j&d’s bacon-related product line.  

you learn something new every day! and, today, we’ve taken something we already knew (bacon is delicous) and expanded the horizons of deliciousness.  how does this relate? you ask. well, let it be understood that we are not suggesting you undertake to flavor your college degree or your resume like bacon; that would be funny, but not likely effective. simply put, the metaphor here is that a college degree is the bacon flavor that you’re adding to your resume; and that earning your degree online is like baconnaise. it adds the flavor without subtracting what you’ve already got–you don’t have to give up your job when you can go to class online. 

 

are you in seattle? tonight, october 30th, you could stop by the opening event for free blts and, oh, i don’t know, a wrestling pit filled with 200 gallons of mayo. 

as always: by getting your college degree online, you can add a delicious flavor to your professional credentials, and get qualified for the career you want.   

 

*sidenote: the slogan is completely awesome. everything should taste like bacon. rather than a throwaway line, this is their real, bona fide, TMed slogan. so many slogans these days try to be exciting while being all personal and cuddly at the same time. not so for baconnaise. their slogan states a principle–”everything should”–and then proceeds to describe their mission. frankly, company mission statements were made rather too much of for a while there, but it takes beautiful (bacon-flavored) guts to create a one-line mission statement and then make that your slogan.** 

**sidesidenote: you can even play a fun game where you madlib the baconnaise slogan like this:everything should ____ like ____. now apply it to products and institutions you use/avoid and admire/dislike! (quite naturally, you may have fun inventing terribly sarcastic one-line mission statements of products or organizations you dislike; while we’d love to tick off a list of examples, we can only do one safely, and this because it no longer exists: former professional basketball team the seattle supersonics. they were sold to out-of-towners, and slowly, with lots of failed legislation and depositions and court dates, they were given a new name and moved to a new city–it doesn’t even matter where, the thing to know is that we grew up with the supersonics, we’ve been fans since we were tiny, and even when we lived in other states followed them with passionate interest. in our opinion, this side of michael jordan’s bulls, the sonics were the most entertaining nba team to watch in the 90s. they scored fast, dunked a lot, and were awesome. the Seattle Supersonics: Everything should entertain like we do. now they’re gone, extinct, after several horrible losing seasons, fans feeling betrayed, and a torturous litigation process that ended with a settlement for money that disappeared down a debt-hole to pay off a stadium that now sits empty, and will forever. with that as the context, we can look back on the sonics that once were and say, the Seattle Supersonics: Everything should taste like burning. or, the Seattle Supersonics: Everything should collapse like a lung. or, the Seattle Supersonics: Everything should feel like failure. or, the Seattle Supersonics: Everything should smell like poop. it’s a very cathartic game.)]